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Thursday, January 21, 2010

You Can't Win Wif Women & Be Smarter than them

  • Think Husband can be Smarter than Wife

    This really happened when I was about to make the decision to buy Honda Civic. Me and Yve was discussing about the downpayment and monthly loan payment. So I came up with this brilliant idea (business minded) ... here is the conversation

    Via: About the car money, I come out with my money to pay the downpayment and you pay the monthly loan payment.
    Yve: Why?
    Via: Cause monthly loan payment is cheaper than the one lump sum downpayment.
    Yve: *thinking a while* Wah...u smart ohhhh!!
    Via: Hehehe.
    Yve: Monthly loan payment need to pay for few years and you pay 1 time only!!!

  • WIFE VS. HUSBAND

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

  • W O R D S

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

  • CREATION

    A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and yet so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'

  • The Silent Treatment

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

12 comments:

thenomadGourmand said...

LOL!!

yea yea yea! WOMEN RULES!!!

reanaclaire said...

dont play-play with ladies... :p

cHrIstInA_YY said...

LoL, funny!!!

Merryn said...

It's good that YOU know.. Now.. let's find a way to make ALL men in the world to read this :D

Agnes said...

hahaha...very funny!

HenRy LeE ® said...

well said bro... haha!

uLi.佑莉 said...

lol....

Anonymous said...

BTW, use GPS jammer to block all secret devices in your room or at work.

Angie Tan said...

Muahahaahaha!!!

So, when get the new car? ;-)

CH Voon said...

Conclusion… don’t want woman angry else you will in trouble!

vialentino said...

yeah...woman are smart nowadays...sigh....will try another trick next time...

Louis Lee said...

mmm .. like this also can arr.. haaa..

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